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Btw , had to look up the word " roues" as I didnt know what it meant , and now I think I want to be one :D :D :D

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jed o'white hart wrote:
shouldn't that be down to the usual jed standard ?


Typical British self-deprecation, unwilling to accept well deserved plaudits. ;)

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Btw , had to look up the word " roues" as I didnt know what it meant , and now I think I want to be one :D :D :D


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jed o'white hart wrote:
Btw , had to look up the word " roues" as I didnt know what it meant , and now I think I want to be one :D :D :D


And it turned out to be nothing to do with roux, so there goes that Hot Pie tie-in idea.


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So far I've received mp3s of Cersei/Jaime from LordPrism and Renly/Loras from Jed. Still waiting on some of the other songs and some female singers :mrgreen:

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Maybe tomorrow morning when my bf is out ill record one. :)

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I'm also thinking of being brave and sending one in... trying to figure out recording and soundcloud now. If only I could record while both drunk and in the shower.


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do it ! (btw , I always record naked, and usually drunk :D :D :D )

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do it ! (btw , I always record naked, and usually drunk :D :D :D )


And now I love your songs even more. :lol:


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finally listened to the song. gees, pick a harder song why don't you?


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finally listened to the song. gees, pick a harder song why don't you?


:mrgreen:

I have received everything now except for the very first one: Sansa and the Hound! Someone send it in.

Lyrics reposted here:
(Hound)
You wait little bird
please stay in your cage
for me to come around

Your face little bird
don't turn around
it's only me, the Hound

(Sansa)
But I'm scared.

(Hound)
You are 13, older than you seem
girl it's time to run.
Better be careful
Courteous and delightful
Baby I need a son.

You are 13, the best that I've have seen.
Fellows will hit the ground.
Rookie young boys
I kill and destroy
They will all fall to your Hound.

Not prepared for this horrible world
The knights are not what you wanted
Thoughtful and nice and dumb are you
But I'm not the only one who's hardened.

You need someone
ugly and scarred
telling you like it is!
I am 29, I hope you are mine
Little bird you better not be his.

(Sansa)
I am 13, want to be the queen
I know I can make it true
Men I encounter, they all want to mount her
But can they cut a man in two?

I am 13, will I make 14
I am a little bird
I sing as he swings
he might be my king
no, that is just absurd

This world is not what I expected
This world is full of false knights
Young and sweet and scared I am
so maybe the Hound is right!

I need someone
rougher and tougher
telling me just how it is
You are 29, smelling of cheep wine
But no matter I am his.

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finally listened to the song. gees, pick a harder song why don't you?


Agreed :lol:


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great stuff guys , really enjoyed listening to those :D :D :D
my renly/loras didn't make the cut :(
pleased with Dorne : A Spear , wish I had the wherewithall to do a picture video to go along with it

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great stuff guys , really enjoyed listening to those :D :D :D
my renly/loras didn't make the cut :(
pleased with Dorne : A Spear , wish I had the wherewithall to do a picture video to go along with it



That is so bizarre. Your Dorne, a Spear is amazing :lol:

Maybe it was forgotten in the pile of all the many many musical files? I can not imagine that it wasn't good enough. It would probably be one of the best if not the best. ;)

Will you post it for us to listen to? I'm still waiting to hear your Hey Jude btw.


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jed o'white hart wrote:
great stuff guys , really enjoyed listening to those :D :D :D
my renly/loras didn't make the cut :(
pleased with Dorne : A Spear , wish I had the wherewithall to do a picture video to go along with it



That is so bizarre. Your Dorne, a Spear is amazing :lol:

Maybe it was forgotten in the pile of all the many many musical files? I can not imagine that it wasn't good enough. It would probably be one of the best if not the best. ;)

Will you post it for us to listen to? I'm still waiting to hear your Hey Jude btw.

Yeah , I got the impression Amin liked it, cd have got lost in the shuffle I suppose , sounds like it was a job and a half putting that all together. I'll try and post it if it doesn't show up. I did a "yesterday" one , cd be the one your thinking of , but I think the chorus was a bit weak , maybe I'll re-work it if I get a chance.Glad you enjoyed Dorne: a Spear, I find myself singing it several times a day , it cd catch on :D

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I did a "yesterday" one , cd be the one your thinking of , but I think the chorus was a bit weak , maybe I'll re-work it if I get a chance.


That's the one! Got my Paul songs mixed up in my head :oops:
Yes please post them!


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Yeah it was the hardest editing job ever, I may have lost a few songs in the way trying to sort everything. Feel free to release them here instead, I think we have enough songs on the podcast for this season lol. Jed you should think about collecting all your songs and burning into an audio CD to mail George :mrgreen:

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thanks amin , its crossed my mind , but I'm not sure how it wd be recieved , I don't know if it counts as fanfic or not , and we all know grrm is not a fan of that. I like to think some of them might amuse him tho

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thanks amin , its crossed my mind , but I'm not sure how it wd be recieved , I don't know if it counts as fanfic or not , and we all know grrm is not a fan of that. I like to think some of them might amuse him tho


Ok now you're just being silly. Are you the bard of queen Mimi's court or not? Entertain us Ser! :D


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I said it in the PMs, but Lady Grey did a fantastic job with mine. Thanks again!

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jed o'white hart wrote:
thanks amin , its crossed my mind , but I'm not sure how it wd be recieved , I don't know if it counts as fanfic or not , and we all know grrm is not a fan of that. I like to think some of them might amuse him tho


Ok now you're just being silly. Are you the bard of queen Mimi's court or not? Entertain us Ser! :D

if you want to pm me your email addy i'll send them to you , I cant work out how to post them here , it wontlet me have m.a files or something,

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hold on ! I may have managed it :D
https://soundcloud.com/jed-o-1/renlyloras-1617

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renly loras 16/17
Spoiler: show
How old are you loras ?
16
You wait little rose , in an empty tent
For fate to light the wick
Your ass little rose , is an empty space ,
That’s aching for my dick
(your dick)

You are 16 going on 17 , baby I want your tube ,
Better beware be canny and careful, better get out the lube
you are 16 going on 17 fellows will join the chase,
eager young lads and roués and cads
will want to come on your face,
totally unprepared are you , to face the cocks of men,
timid and shy and scared are you, bend over when I say when

you need someone older and wiser , improving your young mind ,
I am 17 going on 18 , I’ll take you from behind

I am 16 going on 17 , I know that I’m naïve, fellows that pass and roger my ass,
Leave it loose as a maesters sleeve
I am 16 going on 17 innocent as a rose , bachelor dandies , all leave me bandy ,
Each time I touch my toes

Totally unprepared am I to take a cock of a prince ,
Timid and shy and scared am I , That thing will make me wince,

I need someone older and wiser , telling me what to do ,
You are 16 going on 17 , I’ll go down , on you

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https://soundcloud.com/jed-o-1/dorne-a-spear
https://soundcloud.com/jed-o-1/wall-of-ice
https://soundcloud.com/jed-o-1/memo-2-1 yesterday by jaime (SPOILER ALERT FOR A STORM OF SWORDS )

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I said it in the PMs, but Lady Grey did a fantastic job with mine. Thanks again!


awww thanks Usurp ;)


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re [quo.te="jed o'white hart"]https://soundcloud.com/jed-o-1/dorne-a-spear
https://soundcloud.com/jed-o-1/wall-of-ice
https://soundcloud.com/jed-o-1/memo-2-1 yesterday by jaime[/quote]

These are perfect. I love that you did Edelweiss. That's most of the really popular SOM songs now. I think if someone does the Titular song and So, Long, Farewell that would make a very nice SOM filks album.
Yesterday by Jaime: Brilliant

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hold on ! I may have managed it :D
https://soundcloud.com/jed-o-1/renlyloras-1617


Oh wow! I thought "It's Jon Snow" was dirty :lol: I think Ser, you have outdone yourself! Seriously LOLed the whole time.

Thank You Jed!


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Gods! Long live Jed O'White Hart, Bard of legend and man of distinction. Brilliant.


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I don't know what to say at that pod , I'm not v good at taking praise , but thank you , I'm glad you enjoyed them

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re [quo.te="jed o'white hart"]https://soundcloud.com/jed-o-1/dorne-a-spear
https://soundcloud.com/jed-o-1/wall-of-ice
https://soundcloud.com/jed-o-1/memo-2-1 yesterday by jaime


These are perfect. I love that you did Edelweiss. That's most of the really popular SOM songs now. I think if someone does the Titular song and So, Long, Farewell that would make a very nice SOM filks album.
Yesterday by Jaime: Brilliant

jed o'white hart wrote:
hold on ! I may have managed it :D
https://soundcloud.com/jed-o-1/renlyloras-1617


Oh wow! I thought "It's Jon Snow" was dirty :lol: I think Ser, you have outdone yourself! Seriously LOLed the whole time.

Thank You Jed![/quote]
funny you shd say that , I was thinking of trying a "so long" one after I posted these this morning, with different character deaths for each , I watched the clip but there's not too much to work with. May have a go if the muse takes me.Hope renly/loras wasn't too rude/offensive , we are House Manwoody after all :D Glad you enjoyed them :D :D

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awesomely done - these are soo great! but you should consider to put something like [spoilers for ASOS] or something like this in the title - otherwise I fear you'll get to be in the middle of a shitstorm of flames...

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i put that on the soundcloud page but i shall edit the jaime post , ta for the heads up :D

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