I am planning to put together an audio compilation of the best discussions we've had so far on our podcast. By best, that can mean funniest conversations, or the best analysis (we do sometimes, right? ) or other 'classic' moments on a podcast of ice and fire. It can vary from a quote or line or two to a lengthy section.

New listeners in particular, since it is easiest for you to do: as you are listening through the episodes for the first time, take note of the funniest moments, the ones that make strangers stare at you when you laugh out loud in public, listening to our podcast.

When you list some examples, please list the episode #/title, and the exact time range of the comment, to help me track it down in the file.

For example:

Episode 35 - Blackwoody Returns [40 - 45 min] we read a portion of the chapter with character voices, which I think was a classic moment.

how can one choose?!?!

'Best" is such a relative term...

Mimi telling Chris to shut the F up on NUMEROUS occasions..

although Id think that time when Aaron mistook the Quiet Isle for the Summer Isles just MUST be included..

See, this is hard because I listened to most of them quite a while ago and a lot of it blends together in my mind and it's hard to remember what happened in which specific episode.

And Amin already mentioned the best recent moment.

Avoiding this thread so that the episode will surprise me.

Dang...I just made your podcast important enough that people avoid spoilers.

six reasons to hate chris.

I am a big Dunk & Egg fan so I will go with

Episode 30 - Sweet Dornish Honey
About 10 seconds in - Moment of Silence for Fallen Hosts
About 7 Minutes in - Debate if Duke Nukem Forever will be out before ADwD
About 15 Minutes in - Eponymous, SDH - a phrase I use in real life

This is periolusly close to homework

haha, don't strain yourself. i can't remember anything i like a lot about any of the episodes, other than my chris hate.
we didn't fare too badly with the duke nukem thing. both are coming out this year! although one will be piss poor, the other will be delicious. i'll leave it up to you to make that judgement call.

Thanks FTWard!

Suggestions that have details like that (episode, time) are more likely to make it into the file

The cover art critique from Ep 6 is some of my favorite stuff too.

I've been re-listening to some old episodes and here are some that have made me chuckle lately.

ep 12: 23min-25min -- mexican dothraki
ep 12: 1hr18min-1hr22min -- FLASH!
ep 17: 15min-18min -- where Lanister gold comes from
ep 29: 14min-18min -- theons dong
ep 29: 36min-39min -- bobo and quad boobs

I'm sure i'll come across more. And also nice idea Amin, gotta make sure to preserve the classics.

Thanks! It can also double as our submission reel when the Podcast auditions to read the Dance with Dragons audiobook

Discovering the magic
48:05-Mimi hates Chinese

Cover art
1:17:30-Moonface
1:02:30-baby tyrion/white baby
1:06:50-Cersei camel toe
1:06:08-Mimi "Don't jerk off to that while I'm in the room"
1:21:32-botching intros

These two should go one after the other
Lesbians and dongs-29:11-31:33
Farmville-9:38

and the chipmunk tirade at the end of shocking lack of knowledge

You should start if off with Mimi's favorite quote.

Episode 16: We Love Manwoody 1:04:40- 1:12:27
Maybe the longest off topic tirade, funny though

I second the "Cover Art Critique" Cersei's camel toe moment. It's from 1:06:51-1:08:00.

Great Quote in Episode 13 @ 11:46 - 11:52

Guys Night Out II (around 1:23:00 mark)

Kyle explaining why Hordor can only say "Hordor.'

Bro...I believe a unicorn died once those words left your mouth....

Episode 3 (part 1) 34:34-36:20 Talking about having sex with Tyrion, or just 36:07 for Mimi saying, "We just talked about whether we'd have sex with a midget."
Episode 3 (part 2) 39:19 Aaron's desire to take a fishwife.
Episode 3 (part 2) 41:02 Mimi talking about where the good pussy is.

I'm scarred for life after hearing about this origin of the word Hodor...

All those creaking doors...

Episode 41, Illegitimate Shadow Babies, 1:33:10-15 "Winter is coming, but not before you do."

Provokes sounds of demonic possession, and just about as much rolling around on the ground. Also,

Episode 36, Feathered Hat, 32:50 - 34:10 (Amin's highly plausible Theon/Catelyn theory. Catheon will be the new SanSan.)

Episode 5- 5' 41" the creepy ninja
Episode 5- 29' 56" "how do you not kill a midget in a war" One guess for who said that.
Episode 7- 82' 33" Aaron's sexual obsession with the monks of the quiet isle
Episode 9- 3' 23" Mimi knows what the people want
Episode 9- 3' 47" Aaron likes killing babies

YES!

Episode 3 - 33' 25" Aaron enjoys whores and he would definitely get his at Mole Town.
Episode 3 - 39' 22" Aaron takes himself a Fishwife
Episode 16 - 6' 37" The gang meets Dickon Manwoody for the first time

*shall think of more*

chris making fun of my texan accent after that pretty much prevented me from ever saying that word again.

I don't even hear an accent, but what would I know.

i'm totally pumped that a APOIAF listener lives about three feet away from me!

I agree. Chris was just a dick

Chris could not handle the S-E-X-X-Y. It is known.

It is known.

Keep them coming: I will create this thing in mid May and have it ready to send off to HBO

Episode 11- 12' 11" Aaron renames the series Song of Fice and Ire
Episode 12- 21' 52" all asians look alike, only room for one racist on this podcast
Episode 12- 23' 40" Chris thinks they should just cast a bunch of mexican bandidos for the dothraki
Episode 12- 79' 45" Chris defines slash fic