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So Ive decided to make a fool of myself-Broadway Filk Thread 
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Edit: Okay let's do this shit. Not sure when we'll put this out, maybe mid season? But I think we have enough interest to do a full episode.

So lets see your Broadway/West End Filks
All musicals welcome
You don't have to sing your own if you just want to submit lyrics or ideas.



I was doing this as a surprise for ep. 100 but Amin is super fast at editing.

anyways, i'm not a belter so my voice basically gives out half way through and i have to wait like 20 mins before attempting again. i need to do a few more recordings before i can have a solid version.

it's to Out Tonight from Rent

https://soundcloud.com/siyrean/game-of-thrones-tonight

Spoiler: show
what's the time
well it's got to be close to 9 o'clock
when game of thrones is on
i'm in front of my tv
and now my twitter feed is all set
online with winter is coming dot net
it's premier night and i might just start a party

amok inspired my cosplay
been drafting all night
and sewing all day
wig styled up just right
this cloak's looking tight
and i might just win a masquerade

click on inn at the cross roads
gonna cook up a feast
lemon cakes, mauled wine, just fine
but what the hell are neaps

gonna watch game of thrones tonight x3

bowl of brown
goes right down
feast of ice and fire
best cook book in town
gonna watch game of thrones tonight

podcast of ice and fire will bring the party
house manwoody stands strong
tower of the hand our man
when we get all of our facts wrong

gonna watch game of thrones tonight x3

boiled leather
cast of thrones
boars gore and swords
and game of owns

gonna watch game of thrones tonight. x3

when it's over, i'll sit back
and bask in the greatness on my tv at last
but then why did they change this
why didn't they do that
we'll find messageboards
westerns you have now been forewarned
we'll bitch and complain about every change they made

gonna watch game of thrones tonight x3

simones sweet
school of thrones is elite
foolhardy parodies make me laugh off my seat

gonna watch game of thrones tonight


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Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:49 pm
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That was awesome. Good for you Ash ;) Game of Thrones Tonight!

If you weren't like 1,000 miles away I would totally be your karaoke buddy.

Are we starting a Broadway filks thread? I think someone suggested it before and this seems like a great start.


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Awesome lol. I am a fan. This should be the new intro music to the HBO show.

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Way to go Ashley!

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great stuff ashley :D

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hugely endearing.

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not exactly broadway , but cd work in a musical :-)
https://soundcloud.com/jed-o-1/old-sandor

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I will answer your call Ashley. :D

I know broadway isn't as familiar to most people as Christmas tunes, but it will be fun anyway... and I need a project that's not work, or kids, or my husband. Got a lot of ideas percolating but my weekend is already looking like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. I'll definitely get something together in a few days.

Anybody else :?:


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Lady_Grey wrote:
I will answer your call Ashley. :D

I know broadway isn't as familiar to most people as Christmas tunes, but it will be fun anyway... and I need a project that's not work, or kids, or my husband. Got a lot of ideas percolating but my weekend is already looking like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. I'll definitely get something together in a few days.

Anybody else :?:

I can't sing :(

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I may record this - I was in Bye Bye Birdie at my school years and years ago, and thought I'd rewrite Telephone Hour to be ASOIAF...I nearly did the overture (Bye Bye Birdie) to be Bye Bye Joffrey, but I figured that's more of a movie song. :p
Original Lyrics
Spoiler: show
-Hi, Nancy!
-Hi, Helen!
What's the story, morning glory?
What's tale, nightingale?
-Tell me quick about Hugo and Kim!
-Hi, Margie!
-Hi, Alice!
What's the story, morning glory?
-What's the word, humming bird?
-Have you heard about Hugo and Kim?
Did they really get pinned?
Did she kiss him and cry?
Did he pin the pin on?
Or was he too shy?
Well, I heard they got pinned
-Yeah! Yeah!
I was hopin' they would!
- Oho!
Now they're livin' at last,
Goin' steady for good!
-Hello, Mister Henkel, this is Harvey Johnson,
Can I speak to Penelope Ann?
-Is it true about Kim?
-Penelope!
-I just knew it somehow
-About the ball...
-I must call her right up!
-Saturday
-I can't talk to you now!
Goin' steady,
You know it
Goin' steady,
Man, it's crazy, man!
Goin' steady,
You know it,
-It won't last!
-Not at all!
-He's too thin!
-She's too tall!
-Hello, Missus Miller, this is Harvey Johnson,
Can I speak to Debra Sue?

-Hi, you Hugo!
Hi, you stupid!
Why do wanna go get pinned up?
-Well, I heard they got pinned
-I was hopin' they would
-Lost your moral
-Now they're livin' at last
-Are you nutty
-Goin' steady ...
-Hello, Mrs Garfein, is Charity home from school yet?
-Did they really get pinned? Goin' steady?
-We was hopin' they would
-Now they're livin' at last
-Goin' steady for good!
If you gotta go, that's the way to go,
When they got you hooked,
Then you're really cooked,
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do?
Well, I heard they got pinned!
I was thinking they would!
Now they're livin' at last
They are steady for good
Goin' steady, goin' steady,
Goin' steady,
Steady for good
Goin' steady, goin' steady,
Goin' steady,
Steady for good
He's in love with Kim,
Kim's in love with him!
Goin' steady, goin' steady,
Goin' steady!
Well, well, oh oh oh
Well, well, oh oh oh
That's the way it should be!
They'll be happy, I know!
Going Steady for me.
That's the way it should go!
Goin' steady, goin' steady,
Goin' steady,
Steady for good
Goin' steady,
Goin' steady,
Oh yeah!!!


The Raven Hour
Spoiler: show
-Hi, Brennet!
-Hi, Pycelle
What's the story, morning glory?
What's tale, nightingale?
-Tell me quick about Catelyn and Robb!
-Hi, Aemon!
-Hi, Pylos!
What's the story, morning glory?
-What's the word, humming bird?
-Have you heard about Catelyn and Robb?
Did they really get killed?
Did they really just die?
Does that end the whole war?
Or just make Sansa cry?

Well, I heard they got killed
-Wait, what?
But they were with their friends!
- Oh no!
It was just a wedding
Now the war's at an end!
-Hello, Maester Frenken, this is Brynden Blackfish,
Can I speak to Lysa Arryn?
-Is it true about Cat?
-Lysa!
-I just knew she would die
-About the war...
-She was so freaking dumb
-Can you help?
-I must breastfeed my son!
The Red Wedding!
You read it
The Red Wedding,
Gods, it's crazy, sir!
The Red Wedding!
You hate it,

-Frey sucks ass!
-He will fall!
-All his kids,
-Fall as well!

-Hello, Maester Balabar, this is Brynden Blackfish,
Can I speak to Mace Tyrell?

-Hi, you Bolton!
Hi, you stupid!
Why'd you go and stab Robb up?

-Well, I heard they got killed
-Stabbed them right in the back!
-Lost your moral
-No more King in the North!
-Are you kidding?
-Red Wedding...

-Hello, Maester Qyburn, is Jaime in Kings Landing?

-Did they really get killed? At a wedding?
-Grey Wind's head on his corpse?
-Naked river for Cat?
-Now the war's at an end

If you gotta go, that's not the way to go,

When they got you hooked,
Then you're really cooked,
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do?

Well, I heard they got killed!
Shot by crossbows and stabbed!
Please don't cut off my hair!
Probably dead now for good!
The Red Wedding, the red wedding
The Red Wedding
Weddings are bad
The Red Wedding, the red wedding
The Red Wedding
Dead like his dad

Frey's in bed with Roose
Roose is with Tywin!

The Red Wedding, The Red Wedding
The Red Wedding
Well, well, heh heh heh
I know I know oh oh oh

That's a terrible thing!
No one's happy, I know!
No more guest right for me!
The Stark's fortune's now blow
The Red Wedding, The Red Wedding
The Red Wedding
Everyone's dead
The Red Wedding,
The Red Wedding,
Oh crap!!!

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I'm going to be a bit busy for a few weeks , but I'll have a crack , here's my effort at
" yesterday" by jaime, in case you missed it on the other thread, cd work in a musical.
https://soundcloud.com/jed-o-1/memo-2-1 yesterday by jaime (SPOILER ALERT FOR A STORM OF SWORDS )
Might have a go at a "phantom" number , but they are really hard to sing

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the bye bye birdie one is amazing, haven't listened to the others yet but i'm looking forward to it

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I can't believe I missed seeing this on these boards before hearing it at the convention! We will need an encore next year because that was so hilarious. And awesome. And hilarious. :D

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i would like to manage it at least once without my voice cracking all over the place. once upon a time i swear i was not good but half decent and mildly tolerable, I swear!

edit: i just listened again or tried to. I'm convinced my mic is purposely making me flat :lol:


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Bump :!:
(In honor of tonight's premier)


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Hahahaha, that was awesome!


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jed o'white hart wrote:
I'm going to be a bit busy for a few weeks , but I'll have a crack , here's my effort at
" yesterday" by jaime, in case you missed it on the other thread, cd work in a musical.
https://soundcloud.com/jed-o-1/memo-2-1 yesterday by jaime (SPOILER ALERT FOR A STORM OF SWORDS )
Might have a go at a "phantom" number , but they are really hard to sing



Yesterday, I could fuck my sister night and day.... the brilliance of that lyric! Really funny, good job man.


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in honour of the royal wedding , a cockney singalong filk :D
https://soundcloud.com/jed-o-1/cockney- ... g-knees-up

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