I may write something referring to 'Bina's incorrect theory'. Sound good?

Large pregnant cat innocent in the kitchen
Vivisected by Joffrey to see the young kittens
Got bashed in the mouth and spit out two baby teeth
This is why Robert's my favorite king!

It's dark and I'm showered in pale sticky princes
Between people and semen I don't know the difference
Like Cronus my babies I start swallowing
This is how I ate the heirs of the king!

In reference to Amin's suggestion to retry the "We Wish George Would Finish Writing":

OK... so I think the reason this was difficult before for the lovely people that attempted to sing it in unison was because I just threw some words at the paper like the super organized person I am and didn't check that it matched the structure of the song or anything like that. So I am tweaking the lyrics just a teensy bit and adding some more syllables to what I already have so that it should be able to be song a little more smoothly along with the karaoke music than before. Here goes:

We wish George would finish writing
Our passions he's been igniting
The fans can be a little frightening
We're just slightly obsessed.

Did Ramsay get his yet,
Will Jon Snow pull through?
I hope Dany and Drogon
Burn Victarion's Crew

We wish George would finish writing
Dragons ended before the fighting
Spoiler chapters are so delighting
Cuz these cliffhangers Suck

For now we can do group re-reads
Amin makes his crazy theories
But We will die if he's out-paced
By the HBO series.

WE WISH GEORGE WOULD FINISH WRITING
Fingernails we have been biting
A release Date would be exciting
I Guess you just can't rush art.

Here's my attempt:

https://soundcloud.com/elenajones1/we-wish-george-with-louder

Who's with me? The more of us that sing, the better we sound

Oh and forgot to mention; Nice Job Arseface! Although, I do feel a little uncomfortable calling you that as I barely know you

In honour of VOK's very first meme:

Quentyn Lives! MP3

Ha! Excellent Valkyrist. I was hoping the song would conclude with that classic Brian Blessed bellow from the vok episode. Maybe it can be edited in later.

Thanks and if you knew me better you'd find calling me arseface completely natural. Your song is great and you have a nice voice. Kinda sultry

"My Favorite Things" is a great song to filk but I can't remember if that one was covered in last years episode; I'd rather do something that wasn't done already. I might try a whole song now that I have two posts of experience.

I'm totally going to do my sandor baby again, so that there's a proper recording

Sultry! Thanks . One of these days I will probably take lessons and actually learn proper technique but for now I am just having fun.

Yep My Favorite Things a la Cersei was done. Kyle sang a combination of mine and and Jed O' White Hart's lyrics but it was Ashley's concept - so a true group effort. Maybe we could redo it with a couple more verses

Not a Christmas song but it's Disney and they own Christmas I think. What do you think? Is it worth singing?

REEK
(Maybe he's right. Maybe there is something the matter with me.
I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad.)

Look at this rat
Juicy red meat
Cannot quite pierce with my three mangled teeth
I tried to escape with the girl, the girl who had all the keys
Now I'm alone
In a dungeon so cold
Hobbling 'round and lamenting lost toes
Looking around here you think
Sure, this is depressing
I've had beatings and flayings a-plenty
I've got bruises; I shit on the floor
And my thingamabob?
Well let's see!
It's not there
No big deal
What was it for?

I was a man of the Ironborn
Now I'm just Reek, a singular species
Stumbling around on these - what do you call 'em?
Oh - feet!

My life has become m'lord's torture porn
I'm covered in filth; most probably feces
No longer a man I am - what's my name again?
Reek!

I'm barely alive! It's really no fun!
I'm eaten by rats in an evil dungeon
Insanity - That is my plea
To Westeros

O M Fuckin G!
That was my childhood jam!
Do It!

Also, maybe if there is enough participation we can do a broadway/musicals filks episode. Some people have already written lyrics and I've been working on something from Les mis and Porgy and Bess for a while

And also; isn't it just deliciously ironic to mix Martin and Disney?

Here's my daughter's We wish George Would Finish writing:

https://soundcloud.com/elenajones1/chloes-we-wish-george

So Proud

Oh yeah... She's not really clear on how to pronounce the names

Yes! Originally I wanted theon doing my favorite things because it fits with the song's setting in the movie but I decided I can't do that song.

Part of That World has plagued me my whole life and to an excessive degree the past couple years; I have a theory about that but I'll spare you the yawns. Anyhow, I thought Reek and Ariel have a lot in common; they're oppressed at a similar degree but by opposite methods.

great stuff guys , loving it

Aw Valkyrist now I can't do my idea. I was writing a Quentyn song. Back to the drawing board...

Still doable I think. Yours was to a different tune right? And with a different angle on the Quentyn story? I think it'd be nice to have both.

Oh god, I'm sorry. I'm happy to take it down (I've already uploaded one song).

I doubt it matters though, unless they're both to the same tune. Also, if you're skeptical of the theory, then it might be a nice back-and-forth within between the songs.

Why can't we have multiple Quentyn Is Alive songs?! I feel so happy thinking of him happily married up and sipping coffee

Prince Quentyn of Dorne looked out
On the court of Dany
Sent out by the Prince with gout
To fufill the pact by Darry
Dorne's armies were just not right
And the Queen was cruel
Poor Quentyn tried all his might
But became dragon fuel

"Oh Dany, won't you marry me,
I'll give you back your throne
This guy you're marrying, who is he?
Or that one that you bone?"
"Good sir, you are plain of face,
And Meereen's where I'm staying
I have to learn to rule this place
Before I take King's Landing

So Poor Prince Quentyn changed his plan
For the good of Dorne
Steal a dragon, be a man!
And gain the love of Doran
Frog and friends went forth they did
Made a plan with Tatters
Sneak into the pyramid
Wearing funny haaaaatttteerrrrs

Suddenly it all went wrong
Trying to free the dragons
Dark now turns this festive song
They didn't need the wagons!
Trying to tame Viserion
Turned his back on t'other
Oh no! Cried out all his friends
What a stupid blunder!

Poor Prince Quentyn is now dead
Dead dead dead dead dead dead
Burnt up to a crisp and dead
Definitely dead, dead
Oh they grieved, but yes he's dead
No chance of surviving
Four days dying, now he's dead
And can't be Dany's Kinnnngg


And I'll be recording that when I get some time alone in the house tomorrow.

Awesome! Can't wait to here it.

But...but...but....Quentyn's alive!

well done!!
Looking forward to it

I hope they run the two Quentyn songs back 2 back.

Would add a fun narrative to the song list.

I've sent a few in;
the Christmas alphabet
the westerosi alphabet
I'm dreaming of a night watchman
Do they know it's winter?
Here's to you, Theon Greyjoy
haven't got time to type them out (maybe after chrimble) , and I don't know when they are recording the xmas ep , but I'm hoping to re-record them after I've had a beer, I think my voice improves when I'm drunk , but I thought I best get something in, just in case I ran out of time

What, no previews for us forum friends

Seriously though, when is the deadline. I'm out of town and sick to boot but would like to try some more when I'm home on the 15th if I still can.

right , I went out specifically to get drunk (on a Tuesday night ! ) to try to improve the quality of my filks ( the sacrifices I make for this podcast !) and I think it worked , but I don't know if it really sounds a bit better or if I just think it does coz I'm pissed ( that's drunk , not angry ,for those across the pond) well I'm working now for ages ,so I wont get on here much til after, so enjoy yourselves , it's later than you think, merry chrimble

Please get all filks submitted here by Dec 18th. No guarantees on later ones making it in (technically no 100% guarantee for any one song anyway but most should make it in). Do try to sing the updated we wish george would finish writing song so we can put it together. Looks like it will be a fun episode!

What, no previews for us forum friends

https://soundcloud.com/jed-o-1/do-they- ... nter-7pint

ok I've managed this one

My contribution. Joined the forums simply to post.

For some reason, I couldn't upload to soundcloud from my iPad. After several failed attempts and several reboots with no results, I decided to upload to youtube. If there's an email address I can send the file to, I'd be happy and honored to!

I hope it's enjoyed!

It's called "Robert the Red-Nosed Usurper" or "The True Parentage of Jon Snow".

http://youtu.be/LZrJJy6S3U8

Thanks for listening and happy holidays, all! Loving a lot of these other submissions!

Crap... This is an old thread. This is why I'm not a forum person. Apologies for being "that guy".