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My song paradies for A Song of Ice and fire. 
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Gangster's Paradise - Coolio
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As I walk thought the valley in the mountains of Dorne,
I've been the baddest knight in the land since the day I was born.
But I've been thinking, and clinking so long
despite all of my skill, I still don't have a song.
But I've never crossed a man that I could not slay
be it on the field of battle or a tournament at play.
We better watch where we're walking, and how we're talking
We got wolves on our trail that are about to be dead.
I really hate to brag, but they can not win
As they plead I watch them bleed like a Bolton with skin
I'm the kind of knight that men dream to be as a boy
I'm with my fellow Kingsguard brothers, at the Tower Of Joy.

Been spending most of my life killing wanted men with my sharp knife
Been spending most of my life killing wanted men with my sharp knife.

Look at the situation that my brothers and me are facin'
They got us 7 to our 3, but it feels like a vacation
But we got to end this quick like drinking from a cup
we have another wolf in the Tower about to give birth to a pup.
I put my arm behind my back and grab a hold of Dawn
I have their death in hand, only a matter of time before Ned Stark is gone.
I'm a Kingsguard Knight, better than Barristan the Bold
Whent and Hightower are ready, so bring on the cold.
Their death ain't nothing but a heartbeat away
A Prince's life is in danger, so what can I say?
I'm the Sword of the Morning, that should be enough warning.
But I guess not, here they come.

So why did they, choose to die today?
The ones I kill are you and him.

Been spending most of my life - killing men with a knife.
Been spending most of my life - killing men with a knife.

Our skill and our power, our power and our skill
Northmen are dropping, and we continue to kill
Nobody is running, though half of them are dead
Ned got a clean shot to the side of Whent's head.
Selmy told me I needed to learn about a man's drive
as I think about that I see Hightower is no longer alive.
It's me against two - Ned Stark and a small, green kid
Why am I bleeding? How did they win? Never even saw the trick that he did.

Been spending most of my life - killing men with a knife.
Been spending most of my life - killing men with a knife.


The Greatest Man I Never Knew - Reba McEntire
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The greatest man I never knew
used to scare me every night.
Every time I said hello
I thought he would bite.
And he was in his cups
and I was in my head.
How could I have known
that soon he would be dead?

The greatest man I never knew
protected me every night.
He would never say too much
when he went looking for a fight.
But I never really knew him
And now that makes me sad
The big, scary dog wasn't so bad.

The days they turned into months
and I miss him more then I thought.
He ran from the fire like a cold, winter wind,
but I wish he fought.

The greatest words I never heard
and now I guess I'll never hear.
The man I thought would never break,
lost a fight to his fears.
He was good as killing,
and there is killing left to do.
He never said he loved me,
but I think I knew.


That Ol' Wind - Garth Brooks
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She put her son down to sleep
no more climbing walls tonight.
Now it's off to the girls to see them sleep.
Then comes an old familiar smell
a Kraken from his cell
He says he stayed back while the old wolf hunts.

Her loins were like the sea
Gods how can this ever be?
Since that night the King came to stay
Theon came to me one night
a feather hat was his knight
Said, “The King is not the only one who plays.”

He had me twice upon the bed
the very one I shared with Ned.
Because you can't hold back the sea
a Greyjoy must live free
That's just how it's always been.

Now I've heard he's lost his name
Never again will he be the same.
But that doesn't matter to me.
I still remember how I made me feel
This wet, slippery fish he did steal
And again to plan to make him free.

He had me twice again next week
but he didn't finish on my cheek.
He left his seed deep within
and that's were it did begin
That young kraken swam his way home.
Someday she'll have back her squid
and she'll tell him that Rickon is his kid.
But for now they're both alone
Him a Smith and her a Crone
just looking to finally get back home.


Man In Black - Johnny Cash
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Well, you always wondered why I took the black?
Wondered why the wolf would leave his pack?
And why my disappearance has gone so unresolved
Well I'll tell you now why I was absolved.

I took the black for the smallfolk and the afraid
the ones without a family or a blade.
I took it for the criminals who just wanted to eat
after marching off to war on sore feet.

Well, I did pretty well I do suppose
we guarded the realm of men though we froze
And I helped them beat off many Wildling attacks
if you're wondering, that's why I took the black.

I took it for my family and my friends.
What did they do? Well that really depends.
I heard about a promise that involved a small kid
and I couldn't believe just what they did.

And I took the black, to keep this one little secret
When I was young and at my weakest.
I took it for the rest of my sad and short life
and I will never be able to cloak a wife.

And it would never be alright I always knew
My brothers children aged, and played, and grew.
But now it's time to make a move and set a few things right
I used the black cloak to slip away one night.

So I went and changed my hair to blue
To get my revenge by getting close to you.
Why did your family have to breed into my pack
in order to you kill you, I took off the black.


Cowboy - Kid Rock
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Sex-toy
Sex-toy
I'm packing up my pussy, gunna head down south
were nice ladies cum quickly and take you in their mouth.
Find a bone with a home in a nice keep
I'll impress in a dress that doesn't come cheep.
And I'll Ros it up and down on your cock
An imp the Rock or a boy on the dock.
Buy a horse with a sigil saying, “rides the best,”
then ride that kid until he busts on my breast.
Get a dragon from the Sun, from the mountains of Dorne.
Even got a Wildling that wanted me to blow his horn.
Then it's to King's Landing, where whores are Queens
All the way from Mole's Town were I came as a teen.
To be apart of an escort service, for all the right reasons
Made 20 gold dragons before the end of the season.
Ros, the funny whore, I'm the real red bitch
So come on ladies, let's all get rich.

Sex-toy, baby!
With my top down low we learn to ride
Sex-toy, baby!
Red Keep chillin', you don't need your bride.
Sex-toy, baby!
Riddin' all night because I drink all day
Sex-toy, baby!
Shae can smell cum from a mile away.

I bet you can feel my breath blowing when you come in -
it goes, [sex moans], like Cersei with her twin.
Drunk whore, please pour, again and again
I was once of the North, but they lost all their men.
High walls and tall buildings, on my knees and suck
Why are we at the Sept of Baelor, I thought you wanted to fuck?
And if your price is right, I'll go all night
Winter is cuming fo' ya, so you better hold on tight.

I'm a sex-toy, baby!
With my top down low we learn to ride
Sex-toy, baby!
Red Keep chillin', you don't need your bride.
Sex-toy, baby!
Riddin' all night because I drink all day
Sex-toy, baby!
Shae can smell cum from a mile away.

Yeah. . .I'm the red-headed Ros, a real cock sucker
Rolling with a royal family, and eating their supper
Seen a man change his face, and one that had real dragon glass
A guy who had a bear, with a member that didn't fit in my ass.
No kidding, it's not fitting, so go back home.
North of the Wall were giants now roam.
No play for the goldcloaks, they captured Ned Stark
Then they gave me to King Joffrey and he left a bad mark.
And now we have some chaos, a war of five kings
From the North to the South, that's what the bards sing.
Look like a Tully, but fuck like a Martell
I'm as hot as their Sun, but cold like Winterfell.
So why wouldn't they want to pick me?
Lock me up and throw away the key.
I aint no saint, I'm just a good little whore
Strait out of the North, but go south 'till I'm sore.
I make them grow strong like a Tyrell, in my Highgarden
My words of wisdom? “How much have you hardened?”
I got another date with the king, he has a new crossbow.
And I got to make that money, because I'm just a good ho.

I'm a sex-toy, baby!
With my top down low we learn to ride
Sex-toy, baby!
Red Keep chillin', you don't need your bride.
Sex-toy, baby!
Riddin' all night because I drink all day
Sex-toy, baby!
Shae can smell cum from a mile away.

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Lovely! Somebody should definitely attempt to lay this track down for us all to listen to.


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Fantastic! It's funny because I've been wondering how I can rework macklemore's White Walls. Sounds like a hip hop Filks collection is coming 8-)


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This shit is fantastic.

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:lol:

Thanks, it was fun.

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I just added some more. Nothing else to do at night when I'm alone in the office. :geek:

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Great stuff!

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Very Cool 8-)

Amin should appreciate Man in Black :mrgreen:


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great there are some brilliant songs on youtube

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