Here's the whole list of songs and the forum members who created them for anyone who is interested. I also have lyrics imbedded within for Amin and anyone else who'd like to know the official lyrics. To all the contributors, let me know if there are any errors. Also, if you sang for the WWGWFW and I left you off please let me know so I can give you credit.
We Wish George Would Finish Writing Lyrics: Lady_Grey Vocals: Kyle Ashley Tom162 Inkasrain Lady_Grey Jesicka309 Valkyrist Special Thanks to Kyle and Amin for arrangement and editing
We wish George would finish writing Our passions he's been igniting The fans can be a little frightening We're just slightly obsessed.
Did Ramsay get his yet, Will Jon Snow pull through? I hope Dany and Drogon Burn Victarion's Crew
We wish George would finish writing Dragons ended before the fighting Spoiler chapters are so delighting Cuz these cliffhangers Suck
For now we can do group re-reads Amin makes his crazy theories But We will die if he's out-paced By the HBO series.
WE WISH GEORGE WOULD FINISH WRITING Fingernails we have been biting A release Date would be exciting I Guess you just can't rush art.
"Robert the Red-Nosed Usurper" or "The True Parentage of Jon Snow" paulbrisbin
You know Robb and Sansa, the crazy ones Rickon... Arya's the Tom-boy and Bran is bed ridden... But do you all know the true parentage of Jon Snow?
Robert the red-nosed usurper (usurper) Lusted after Eddard's sis This was years before he'd End up passing out between Cersei's tits Then came a prince name Rhaegar (Rhaegar) Who wanted sweet Lyanna too Lyanna and Rhaegar vanished and Off the handle Robert flew
Then one night in the Dornish marches Lord Eddard saved the day Found his sister bloody at the Tower of Joy Went back north with a baby boy
And how Catelyn didn't love him (love him) Jon Snow the bastard baby She couldn't stand this sullen punk Was in their family weirwood tree
Then one night in Winterfell Uncle Benjen came to say, "Jon Snow you know this isn't your place Come to The Wall, save the human race"
Oh how the Night's Watch loved him (loved him) Except when they -SPOILER REMOVED- How will Westeros learn the truth? I guess ya gotta wait for Howland Reed You gotta wait for Howland Reed
Quentyn Lives! Valkyrist
All that time and all that travel, fighting foes with sellsword rabble. To kneel beneath a Silver Queen: spurned before all Meereen. Quentyn Martell - Prince of Dorne, scalded by that dragonspawn. Rescued by his royal guard, who offered Tatters to be charred: "Hark! The herald Harpies kill, this god damn city's begun to grill!"
"Flee my stalwart prince of Dorne. Leave these roses to their thorns." And so he sailed down Ska(ha)zadan, board a vessel, eastward bound. "Screw the throne and screw the dragons. I'll spend my days in Qartheen taverns." And so he lives to this day, drinking ale and shoveling hay. A wife, three kids and a dog: a happy ending for our Frog!
Prince Quentyn of Dorne is Dead Jesicka309
Prince Quentyn of Dorne looked out On the court of Dany Sent out by the Prince with gout To fufill the pact by Darry Dorne's armies were just not right And the Queen was cruel Poor Quentyn tried all his might But became dragon fuel
"Oh Dany, won't you marry me, I'll give you back your throne This guy you're marrying, who is he? Or that one that you bone?" "Good sir, you are plain of face, And Meereen's where I'm staying I have to learn to rule this place Before I take King's Landing
So Poor Prince Quentyn changed his plan For the good of Dorne Steal a dragon, be a man! And gain the love of Doran Frog and friends went forth they did Made a plan with Tatters Sneak into the pyramid Wearing funny haaaaatttteerrrrs
Suddenly it all went wrong Trying to free the dragons Dark now turns this festive song They didn't need the wagons! Trying to tame Viserion Turned his back on t'other Oh no! Cried out all his friends What a stupid blunder!
Poor Prince Quentyn is now dead Dead dead dead dead dead dead Burnt up to a crisp and dead Definitely dead, dead Oh they grieved, but yes he's dead No chance of surviving Four days dying, now he's dead And can't be Dany's Kinnnngg
'Twas The Night Before Christmas, Lannister Style From: Dowager-Queen.blogspot.com Read by Kyle
Twas the night before Christmas when all through the Keep Not a traitor was stirring - I put them to sleep. The Starks were all hung by the chimney with care In hopes that their honor would die with them there. My inbred children were snug in their beds, While visions of lemoncakes danced in their heads. And Jaime in armor, and I wearing none Had just settled down for some incesty fun.
When up at the Wall there arose such a clatter They sprang from their pallets to see what was the matter! Up the old winch-lift they flew like a flash (Except for fat Sam who fell hard on his ash.) The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to Others below When what to their wondering eyes should appear But thousands of wights climbing up without fear They set up defences so lively and quick, But the undead kept coming, a dozen wights thick.
So they called for backup, and soon they all came, And they whistled, and shouted, and called them by name, "Now Tully! Now Greyjoy! Now Arryn and Tyrell! On Baratheon, Targaryen, Stark and Martell! To the top of the world, to the top of the Wall! Now fight away! Fight away! Fight away all!" With wildlings and sellswords the steel it did fly But when met with an Other, they'd crumble and die The war for Westeros raged the night through When the Great Other joined in the battle too!
And then came the dragons, coiling their flame To cook all the Others and do it again, The heroes all cheered but when they turned around The dragons were waiting and standing their ground. And then they too were fried, from their heads to their feet All the great houses of Westeros, gone in a beat.
Except for the Lannisters, who played like a jerk, They stayed out of the fight, put their money to work. They bribed and they cheated, never donning a helm, And woke Christmas morning to own the whole realm. They waved to the dragons as they flew out of sight Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good Wight!
Meereenese Knot Lady_Grey
Meereenese Meereenese Meereenese Knot Fire and blood draw hordes to this spot Multiple plot lines, George weaves into one. Took 5 years to be finally done
Meereenese Meereenese Meereenese Knot Ruling is much harder than Dany thought Pleasing foes inside and outside her walls Poor girl lost her balls
Telling some lies, Hitching a ride Gets him to Slaver's Bay But by the time Quentyn's arrived Daario's bangin' Dany every way
Yunkish lords and sell swords Hunger for war But They're in for a shock Krakens and Dragons crave gore even more That's the Meereenese Knot
On the Shy Maid, Then as a slave Tyrion arrives in chains That little smart-ass has those fools out classed He'll be pulling the strings in a matter of days
Now we wait for book six With baited breath All's set for the onslaught Then we can shift the plot back to the west. That's the Meereenese That's the Meereenese That's the Meereenese Knot
O Stormy Night Valkyrist
O Stormy Night! The Dragonstone is falling, behind the waves of a fierce Narrow Sea. Still lies the Queen, her face in anguished mourning, her house destroyed by the Stag's victory. A princess born, amidst the salt and smoking, her mother's blood, spilt out upon the decks. Weep, oh ye Faithful! And hear the dragons choking! O night demise, O night when she was born; O night demise, O night when hope was lost.
Long did she flee, with her brother hiding, from the knives of the Usurper King. Until at last, she met her true love riding, a silver mare through the Great Grassy Sea Her sun-and-stars: the greatest of the Horselords, felled not by steel, but the witch's curse. Reclaimed by the Night Lands! Given to the flames! O night reprised, O night when hope returned; O night reprised, O night when they were born.
I'm Dreaming of a Night Watchman Jed o'white hart
I'm dreaming of a Night Watchman Known to his friends as "Lord Jon Snow" With his long Stark features And warging creature Beyond The Wall he loves to go
I'm dreaming of a Night Watchman He went down on Ygritte all night And he has weird wolf dreams at night And he saved Commander Mormont from a Wight
I'm dreaming of a Night Watchman Goes by the bastard name of Snow Well his outlooks never sunny 'Cause he never new his mummy And he thinks she must have been a Ho
I'm dreaming of a Night Watchman He'll stop The Others and the wights With his wolf so silent and white He will guard the realms of men through the long night
It Came Upon a Pale Mare Lady_Grey
It came upon a pale mare Just like Quaithe said it would Bloody runs starting such a scare Oh man, that isn't good
As if there wasn't enough stress For Dany to deal with before A bloody flux causing quite a mess Comes out of Astapor
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Winter Lady_Grey
It's beginning to look a lot like winter Everywhere you go White ravens have been sent to all Wormways being used on the wall And even in Kings Landing they've got snow
It's beginning to look at lot like winter Pycelles's chambers are so cold But the chill-ingest sight to Kev: Pycelle's body lying dead And Varys' cross bow
A group of others killed Royce and then killed his boy, Our first sign of oncoming dread Mance and his folk grab their sheep and their goats, Whole villages have fled Beyond the wall The Others have armies of frozen dead
It's beginning to feel a lot like winter A three day march turns into weeks The southron have icicles in their piss While clansmen swear it's just autumn's kiss And snot is frozen to their nose and cheeks
It's beginning to look a lot like winter Ramsay's new home is snowed in But even worse than all the snow He's surrounded by his foes And the true Snow men.
A group of others killed Royce and he then killed his boy, Our first sign of what lies ahead Mance and his folk grab their sheep and their goats Whole villages have fled Beyond the wall The Others have armies of frozen dead
It's beginning to look a lot like winter And If The Wall fell I suggest you spread your knees Then stick your head up in between To kiss your ass farewell
Here's to You Theon Greyjoy Jed o'white hart
Are you hanging char-grilled children from a wall Are you proud you caused Winterfell to fall Did you screw men at Moat Cailin Kick a dead head for a lark Do you want to be a Greyjoy or a Stark
So here's to you Theon Greyjoy Everybody hates your guts Ramsay Bolton's flaying knife will surely send you nuts
Did you make the captains daughter give you head Did you get a thrill from shagging in Ned's bed Did you tumble in the Godswood And the miller's wife got laid But those days are gone Your cocks been cut and flayed
So here's to you Theon Greyjoy Everybody hates your guts Ramsay Bolton's flaying knife will surely send you nuts
What would your daddy do If he saw you finger bang your sister Does your daddy say to pay the iron price But your losing bits and pieces slice by slice Did you miss out on your birth right At the King's Moot on Old Wyk But what goods an heir who hasn't got a dick
So here's to you Theon Greyjoy Everybody hates your guts Ramsay Bolton's flaying knife will surely send you nuts
(Repeat chorus)
Silent Knight Jed o'white hart
Silent knight , unholy knight , aerys tore his tongue out in spite, 'round Kings Landing he broods and he scowls, one look from him it can loosen your bowels he keeps the kings's justice and peace by making all traitors deceased
Silent knight , unholy knight , no way, is is bark , worse than his bite, he stole old Ice, from our favourite Stark , Ned he first took his sword , and he then took his head, we hope he dies ill and in pain we're all scared of ser Illyn Payne
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