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EVERYONE IS A SECRET Targaryen 
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Listening to Episode 25 today in traffic when I caught a off hand joke by Mimi during a Chapter reread. The chapter was about Jon and him saving Lord Marmonts life from the wight. Mimi noticed that in here e-reader it read as the crow said "bum" when in fact it said "burn."

Mimi went on to say "the crow is a secret Targaryen" and everyone laughed at the obscurity of it all :lol: :lol: :lol:

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flash to current time and the idea that the crow is in Fact: Brynden Rivers aka "Bloodraven" aka "Three eyed Crow"
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Mimi was right, the crow is a Targaryen

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Dun dun dun.

What a guess.

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Lord Marmot.

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Lord Marmot.


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gee kill me for not spelling a name right
I guess i will go back in my hole and cry some more :cry:

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I'm a Targaryen.

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I'm a Targaryan , and so's my wife (sister)

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Being from the land down under, I won't claim to be a secret Targaryen.

Clearly, I'm from the bastard offshoot the Blackfyres. :D

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Have we confirmed that Marmot's raven is actually being possessed by Brynden? I know it's likely based on his discourse on controlling crows/ravens and weirwoods in particular, but does he make it irrevocably clear at any point?

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Lord Yellow Snow wrote:
Listening to Episode 25 today in traffic when I caught a off hand joke by Mimi during a Chapter reread. The chapter was about Jon and him saving Lord Marmonts life from the wight. Mimi noticed that in here e-reader it read as the crow said "bum" when in fact it said "burn."

Mimi went on to say "the crow is a secret Targaryen" and everyone laughed at the obscurity of it all :lol: :lol: :lol:

:shock:

flash to current time and the idea that the crow is in Fact: Brynden Rivers aka "Bloodraven" aka "Three eyed Crow"
:shock:

Mimi was right, the crow is a Targaryen



Well shit, Mimi totally called that. :D


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Have we confirmed that Marmot's raven is actually being possessed by Brynden? I know it's likely based on his discourse on controlling crows/ravens and weirwoods in particular, but does he make it irrevocably clear at any point?

Pretty sure Brynden never specifically states he's been warging into Mormont's raven, but the idea makes sense in a lot of ways, and you could probably make a decent argument it's intentionally implied. If true though, could be it's just another fiendishly clever Martin trick, and then the next thing you know, Winds of Winter, Bam! Secret Skinchanger. Probably another targ bastard. Mind: blown.

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...I guess i will go back in my hole and cry some more :cry:

Aw, c'mon, that marmot is so cute! Just wook at his fuzzy widdle face, you know you can't stay mad at that. I can't believe he could have possibly meant any offense. But if you insist, (so sorry, I just can't resist) gopher it! :D

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OK lets compile a list of secret Targaryen, to settle this question for all times:

- Jon
- Aegon (not so secret any more)
- Varys
- HotPie
- Lord Mormont's raven
- The three eyed Crow
- Hodor

Who else? And Lord Marmot is sweet.

And regarding the question with Lord Mormont's raven - I think it is one of Bloodraven's most used, but not the only animal. Remember - he is a greenseer and can warg into everything.

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OK lets compile a list of secret Targaryen, to settle this question for all times:

- Jon
- Aegon (not so secret any more)
- Varys
- HotPie
- Lord Mormont's raven
- The three eyed Crow
- Hodor

Who else?

Ros.
Darkstar.


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Brown Ben Plumm
Jaime
Cersei
Tyrion

Come on now, how did you miss those?

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Brown Ben Plumm
Jaime
Cersei
Tyrion

Come on now, how did you miss those?


Oh how could I :? , sorry - I wrote that short after breakfast.

- Jon
- Aegon (not so secret any more)
- Varys
- HotPie
- Lord Mormont's raven
- The three eyed Crow
- Hodor
- Ros
- Darkstar
- Brown Ben Plumm
- Jaime
- Cersei
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Illyrio's wife
Coldhands
Dunk
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And yes Lord Yellow, I meant no offense. I just love Marmots. :3

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isn't that a song by sting " I'm a targaryen , I'm a secret targaryen , a tar-ga-ry-en in west eros " :D ?

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Hot pie??

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Aurane Waters?

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Rennifer Longwaters??

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Rennifer Longwaters??

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Rennifer Longwaters??

??


"Rennifer Longwaters is the Chief Undergaoler of the dungeons beneath the Red Keep. He is a bowed old man. He is descended from Ser Jon Waters, the bastard son of Princess Elaena Targaryen and Alyn Velaryon. He keeps the counts of the prisoners in the cells."

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But if there is a Link from Longwaters to Elaena - then he does not qualify as secret. Aegon is also no secret Targaryen.

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But if there is a Link from Longwaters to Elaena - then he does not qualify as secret. Aegon is also no secret Targaryen.

Agreed

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Well this proposed link to Elaena comes from hearsay espoused only by him. Hardly reliable information as Jaime remarks on repeatedly. He's also not actually a Targaryen, if you consider him a Targaryen, then the current members of House Baratheon, Martell, and probably more are also Targaryens, but I was mostly just making a joke.

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Also house Velaryon and a bunch of whores in the free cities

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No offense take
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brynden wrote:
OK lets compile a list of secret Targaryen, to settle this question for all times:

- Jon
- Aegon (not so secret any more)
- Varys
- HotPie
- Lord Mormont's raven
- The three eyed Crow
- Hodor

Who else?

Ros.
Darkstar.


:P


If Ros is a secret Targ than she must be from the offshoot of the offshoot family...House Firecrotch

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Lord Yellow Snow wrote:
Listening to Episode 25 today in traffic when I caught a off hand joke by Mimi during a Chapter reread. The chapter was about Jon and him saving Lord Marmonts life from the wight. Mimi noticed that in here e-reader it read as the crow said "bum" when in fact it said "burn."

Mimi went on to say "the crow is a secret Targaryen" and everyone laughed at the obscurity of it all :lol: :lol: :lol:

:shock:

flash to current time and the idea that the crow is in Fact: Brynden Rivers aka "Bloodraven" aka "Three eyed Crow"
:shock:

Mimi was right, the crow is a Targaryen


What if the crow is Bran all along...looking out for his big bro. We know that he can transcend space and time while green seeing with the visions from the weirwood...

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Lord Yellow Snow wrote:
Listening to Episode 25 today in traffic when I caught a off hand joke by Mimi during a Chapter reread. The chapter was about Jon and him saving Lord Marmonts life from the wight. Mimi noticed that in here e-reader it read as the crow said "bum" when in fact it said "burn."

Mimi went on to say "the crow is a secret Targaryen" and everyone laughed at the obscurity of it all :lol: :lol: :lol:

:shock:

flash to current time and the idea that the crow is in Fact: Brynden Rivers aka "Bloodraven" aka "Three eyed Crow"
:shock:

Mimi was right, the crow is a Targaryen


What if the crow is Bran all along...looking out for his big bro. We know that he can transcend space and time while green seeing with the visions from the weirwood...

Definitely possible, though it's more likely it's simply Bloodraven

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