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ASOIAF Christmas Filks... would you be down? 
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These are all fantastic!

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ooooo , post 777 mi'lord , the gods are with us :D

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Ashley wrote:
i figured it would go out as a podcast episode on itunes. :D
i'm willing to do some singing too. i'm half decent but it really depends on the range, I can go from sounding okay to out right terribad.

also we got about a month to get it all together.


Ya if the project works out we can stick them all at the start or end of one of our holiday season recorded episodes.

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I should stop posting forever! Except it's already too late :( Time to go for 7777!

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ok , I've recorded some and sent them to the email address given on the guest host thread , hopefully they've reached you by now , and you can use them on the show,If you havent recieved them or if you need me to send them to a different location let me know and i'll try again :D

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I got them, nice work :mrgreen: . I will at the least use them in one of our December episodes, if we don't do a specific episode on these songs.

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I got them, nice work :mrgreen: . I will at the least use them in one of our December episodes, if we don't do a specific episode on these songs.

oooo this excites me , in a kind of brown underpants way :D

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if you play them ,i might have to change my forum name to jed o'G strings :D

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Sweet Moses these are great!

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Here are some ideas for more songs:

Santa Claus is Coming to Town, but with Bloodraven subbed in with his 1001 eyes seeing you :mrgreen:
http://ingeb.org/songs/youbette.html

Huron Carol, but with Aegon subbed in as the King
http://members.shaw.ca/tunebook/hurone.htm


Now you can work with it and generate the lyrics 8-)

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Stannis baby, you're King Robert's only true heir,
you're square,
and yet awfully just, Stannis baby,
so make your claim upon your birthright.

Stannis baby, peach boy's also put his hand up.
That pup!
Time to make yourself clear, Stannis baby,
and give him a dark horror-filled night.

Think of swooping from the sea.
Think of all King's Landing on a bended knee.
Nek minnit you could rule its halls,
after commando-ing its walls.

Stannis baby, oh your poor fleet!
Tyrion's a dirty cheat.
It's good sense, it's not fear, Stannis baby,
To hurry off in tactical flight.

Stannis honey, I understand that you don't yet care,
but there
is a dragonglass mine, Stannis honey,
that may relieve humanity's plight.

Stannis cutie, alas, your family's sorta failed,
grey scaled.
It's bad for your heir-line, Stannis cutie,
So hold the red god's missionary tight.

Go and help the watch to stand
against invaders from the wild northern land.
It's what a real king should do,
at least, if you believe your hand.

Stannis baby, the picture gets more intricate yet:
a debt
comes with the iron throne, Stannis baby.
The world's a bunch of bankers all right!
World's a bunch of bankers all right.
Thank you, good night.


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Okay, here's my weird little contribution.


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Okay, here's my weird little contribution. http://youtu.be/G_h8EabVc9A


:)

A zillion annotations,
Scarily high standards,
12 mummers mumming, etc


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I dont know what happened to my original awesome picture but awesome job ink, jed, all!

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inkasrain, email me the mp3 of it if you have it (otherwise I'll download it I guess using youtube downloader). We can use a clip of it (maybe the end) in our Filks episode.

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Okay, here's my weird little contribution.




wow, killer voice..... def. killed it.

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Glad you like it, guys :) And seriously, thanks to jesicka and Tom for the awesome suggestions!

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inkasrain wrote:
Okay, here's my weird little contribution.




wow, killer voice..... def. killed it.

DAMN GURL. DAT VOICE

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Bravo(s) indeed! From someone who can't sing a note, you have my hearty applause.


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Bravo(s) indeed! From someone who can't sing a note, you have my hearty applause.



I have to second that, I also can not sing any note decent - but inkasrain has hit it out of the park...

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Okay, here's my weird little contribution.


superb Ms rain , superb . I can just imagine your lovely clear voice ringing around the walls of the sept in KL :)

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:megablush: Thanks, guys!

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ho em gee ! i got a name check on the podcast ! I am as giddy as a schoolgirl after half a glass of cider! I shall now get drunk to celebrate and try and come up with another ditty :D

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Okay, here's my weird little contribution.



Okay this needs to go out to the masses of the ASOIAF community. GRRM needs to hear this as well. WiC should post it as well. Every fan's life will be better for hearing it. Made my day.

AMAZING job.

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inkasrain wrote:
Okay, here's my weird little contribution.



Okay this needs to go out to the masses of the ASOIAF community. GRRM needs to hear this as well. WiC should post it as well. Every fan's life will be better for hearing it. Made my day.

AMAZING job.



Fantastic job inkasrain. I have a new crush.

I will definitely be pimping this out to the ASOIAF community soon. It's too good not too.

Let this serve as inspiration. Does anybody else have one? Even if you have to whip out that auto tuner (I may not have a crush on you if you do that) but it's still great and gets us all in the holiday spirit.

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Glad you like it, guys :) And seriously, thanks to jesicka and Tom for the awesome suggestions!


No worries! That was amazing. You are so damn talented. :) And it sounded like it was always written that way! :)

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Jed, Tom, Ari SO GOOD! Jed- I laughed my ass off at the line about Jon Snow and his nice slow lord's kiss.

Inks that was amazing!!! I love the big gasp for air before the last bit. Hilarious and so talented!

I hope no one reworks Oh Holy Night before I get a chance to formulate something but I'm thinking of honoring Sir Arys Oakheart with that one. Obviously it will be called Oh Soiled Knight.


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We may be recording our christmas filks episode this Friday so if you want anything mentioned or perhaps even sung in that episode, get us any more songs soon or send in a recording.

The youtube video quadrupled in views in the hour since we posted it :mrgreen:

Might be a good idea to put some of the other songs in youtube format once we get the episode done, to put on our youtube channel.

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To the tune of Oh Holy Night:

Oh Soiled Knight,
Please stop your guilty whining.
No one cares. Arianne's super hot.
You should be proud, not thinking of resigning;
But why'd you get-
Caught up in her plot?
You're gullible! Dude, she played you like a fiddle.
Kidnap a princess! Did you really think this through?

Areo Hotah
Will slice you through your middle.
Oh Soiled Knight,
You're done. Nice knowing you.
Oh Soiled Knight,
Good bye.
Good bye, you horny fool.


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It came upon a midnight clear:

It came upon a pale mare
Just like Quaithe said it would
Bloody runs causing a scare
Oh man that isn't good. 

As if there wasn't enough stress
For Dany to deal with before
A bloody flux causing quite a mess
Comes out of Astapor


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