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Great topic. I might have to try and come up with something as well.

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I just don't have the vast wealth of ASOIAF knowledge to concoct new lyrics but I'll put my proverbial ass (pride) on the line and sing a song someone else writes and record it for the world to laugh at (I MUST be a masochist!)

I have a decent enough voice but have been mistaken for a child so make the lyric as filthy as possible to truly capture the meaning of the season :)

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We may be recording our christmas filks episode this Friday so if you want anything mentioned or perhaps even sung in that episode, get us any more songs soon or send in a recording.

The youtube video quadrupled in views in the hour since we posted it :mrgreen:

Might be a good idea to put some of the other songs in youtube format once we get the episode done, to put on our youtube channel.

oh bugger , i might have to send my latest in without music, poxy work gets in the way of me enjoying myself time and time again

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Amin wrote:
We may be recording our christmas filks episode this Friday so if you want anything mentioned or perhaps even sung in that episode, get us any more songs soon or send in a recording.

The youtube video quadrupled in views in the hour since we posted it :mrgreen:

Might be a good idea to put some of the other songs in youtube format once we get the episode done, to put on our youtube channel.



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Lady_Grey wrote:
To the tune of Oh Holy Night:

Oh Soiled Knight,
Please stop your guilty whining.
No one cares. Arianne's super hot.
You should be proud, not thinking of resigning;
But why'd you get-
Caught up in her plot?
You're gullible! Dude, she played you like a fiddle.
Kidnap a princess! Did you really think this through?

Areo Hotah
Will slice you through your middle.
Oh Soiled Knight,
You're done. Nice knowing you.
Oh Soiled Knight,
Good bye.
Good bye, you horny fool.


if you're not gonna do this one, i'll give it a rough go.


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Ive sent a couple in ," oh come all ye nights watch" , and" oh little khal ,targaryen," they're a bit rough as I didnt have time to practice to the backing , but hopefully you'll be able to use them :D

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well we're just recording tonight, i'm just using rough versions too, and we'll edit it together early next week, so if you can get a prefered version in by probably wednesday at the latest we could still add it. That goes for everyone!

Amin, is wednesday a good last minute guess? or tues. by midnight?


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Lady_Grey wrote:
It came upon a midnight clear:

It came upon a pale mare
Just like Quaithe said it would
Bloody runs causing a scare
Oh man that isn't good. 

As if there wasn't enough stress
For Dany to deal with before
A bloody flux causing quite a mess
Comes out of Astapor


Awesome :lol:

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Ashley wrote:
Lady_Grey wrote:
To the tune of Oh Holy Night:

Oh Soiled Knight,
Please stop your guilty whining.
No one cares. Arianne's super hot.
You should be proud, not thinking of resigning;
But why'd you get-
Caught up in her plot?
You're gullible! Dude, she played you like a fiddle.
Kidnap a princess! Did you really think this through?

Areo Hotah
Will slice you through your middle.
Oh Soiled Knight,
You're done. Nice knowing you.
Oh Soiled Knight,
Good bye.
Good bye, you horny fool.


if you're not gonna do this one, i'll give it a rough go.

I am so all over this one! Lol (it helps that I know the tune :p ) I can record tomorrow and email it across in time for the wed cut off if it helps :)

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well we're just recording tonight, i'm just using rough versions too, and we'll edit it together early next week, so if you can get a prefered version in by probably wednesday at the latest we could still add it. That goes for everyone!

Amin, is wednesday a good last minute guess? or tues. by midnight?

i might have another go at those2 latest as they were one take and i was sober , might try again after a guinness or 2 :D if not , they'll just have to do :o

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Ashley wrote:
well we're just recording tonight, i'm just using rough versions too, and we'll edit it together early next week, so if you can get a prefered version in by probably wednesday at the latest we could still add it. That goes for everyone!

Amin, is wednesday a good last minute guess? or tues. by midnight?


Tuesday night, midnight at the latest, for submitting recordings. I will do the final edit and release on the wednesday. Don't try and cut it too close, because I don't want to have to edit too much on Wednesday.

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Erinyes wrote:
Ashley wrote:
Lady_Grey wrote:
To the tune of Oh Holy Night:

Oh Soiled Knight,
Please stop your guilty whining.
No one cares. Arianne's super hot.
You should be proud, not thinking of resigning;
But why'd you get-
Caught up in her plot?
You're gullible! Dude, she played you like a fiddle.
Kidnap a princess! Did you really think this through?

Areo Hotah
Will slice you through your middle.
Oh Soiled Knight,
You're done. Nice knowing you.
Oh Soiled Knight,
Good bye.
Good bye, you horny fool.


if you're not gonna do this one, i'll give it a rough go.

I am so all over this one! Lol (it helps that I know the tune :p ) I can record tomorrow and email it across in time for the wed cut off if it helps :)


I'm delightedly honored. Can't wait to hear it :D


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Erinyes wrote:
Ashley wrote:
Lady_Grey wrote:
To the tune of Oh Holy Night:

Oh Soiled Knight,
Please stop your guilty whining.
No one cares. Arianne's super hot.
You should be proud, not thinking of resigning;
But why'd you get-
Caught up in her plot?
You're gullible! Dude, she played you like a fiddle.
Kidnap a princess! Did you really think this through?

Areo Hotah
Will slice you through your middle.
Oh Soiled Knight,
You're done. Nice knowing you.
Oh Soiled Knight,
Good bye.
Good bye, you horny fool.


if you're not gonna do this one, i'll give it a rough go.

I am so all over this one! Lol (it helps that I know the tune :p ) I can record tomorrow and email it across in time for the wed cut off if it helps :)


cool cool, i just tried and my mic can not handle it : /


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inkasrain wrote:
Lady_Grey wrote:
It came upon a midnight clear:

It came upon a pale mare
Just like Quaithe said it would
Bloody runs causing a scare
Oh man that isn't good. 

As if there wasn't enough stress
For Dany to deal with before
A bloody flux causing quite a mess
Comes out of Astapor


Awesome :lol:


Thanks :)


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This is all great stuff!

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yay, i wrote one

Sandor baby, come meet me at the old weirwood tree, just me
I’ve got some Dornish red wine
Sandor baby, come creek my chamber door tonight.

Sandor baby, I’ve got the perfect sheath for your sword, unexplored
None ever found their way in
Sandor baby, come creek my chamber door tonight.

Think of all the things we’ll do
I’ll sing the maidens song then you’ll follow through.
There’s been a slight change, to my house words
Winter is coming but not before you

Sandor honey, you know what’s missing left in your life, a wife
I know one perfect for you
Sandor baby, come creek my chamber door tonight

Sandor cutie, you know that i can make you a lord, your reward
now come and kiss me good night
Sandor baby, come creek my chamber door tonight

Sandor baby, there’s something that i would like to unwrap, a cap
with lots of feathers from you.
Sandor baby, come creek my chamber door tonight

Won’t you come take me away,
Littlefinger creeping on me all day.
I know the faith has found you
So pitch me a tent and we can pray

Sandor baby, one last thing and it’s not a joke, a cloak
with three dog, a yellow field
Sandor baby, come creek my chamber door tonight


now i can say i was productive on my day off.


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Ashley wrote:
yay, i wrote one

Sandor baby, come meet me at the old weirwood tree, just me
I’ve got some Dornish red wine
Sandor baby, come creek my chamber door tonight.

Sandor baby, I’ve got the perfect sheath for your sword, unexplored
None ever found their way in
Sandor baby, come creek my chamber door tonight.

Think of all the things we’ll do
I’ll sing the maidens song then you’ll follow through.
There’s been a slight change, to my house words
Winter is coming but not before you

Sandor honey, you know what’s missing left in your life, a wife
I know one perfect for you
Sandor baby, come creek my chamber door tonight

Sandor cutie, you know that i can make you a lord, your reward
now come and kiss me good night
Sandor baby, come creek my chamber door tonight

Sandor baby, there’s something that i would like to unwrap, a cap
with lots of feathers from you.
Sandor baby, come creek my chamber door tonight

Won’t you come take me away,
Littlefinger creeping on me all day.
I know the faith has found you
So pitch me a tent and we can pray

Sandor baby, one last thing and it’s not a joke, a cloak
with three dog, a yellow field
Sandor baby, come creek my chamber door tonight


now i can say i was productive on my day off.


I'll be your Sandor Ash.

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Kyle wrote:
Ashley wrote:
yay, i wrote one

Sandor baby, come meet me at the old weirwood tree, just me
I’ve got some Dornish red wine
Sandor baby, come creek my chamber door tonight.

Sandor baby, I’ve got the perfect sheath for your sword, unexplored
None ever found their way in
Sandor baby, come creek my chamber door tonight.

Think of all the things we’ll do
I’ll sing the maidens song then you’ll follow through.
There’s been a slight change, to my house words
Winter is coming but not before you

Sandor honey, you know what’s missing left in your life, a wife
I know one perfect for you
Sandor baby, come creek my chamber door tonight

Sandor cutie, you know that i can make you a lord, your reward
now come and kiss me good night
Sandor baby, come creek my chamber door tonight

Sandor baby, there’s something that i would like to unwrap, a cap
with lots of feathers from you.
Sandor baby, come creek my chamber door tonight

Won’t you come take me away,
Littlefinger creeping on me all day.
I know the faith has found you
So pitch me a tent and we can pray

Sandor baby, one last thing and it’s not a joke, a cloak
with three dog, a yellow field
Sandor baby, come creek my chamber door tonight


now i can say i was productive on my day off.


I'll be your Sandor Ash.

no kyle , me first , I am just going to put my face in the brazier to improve my chances :D

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sorry ashley , I was away in my own little fantasy there , I forgot to say how great the song is ,superb , looking forward to hearing it :D

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Anybody got any Baby it's Cold Outside lyrics? I'd love to her a duet.

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Kyle wrote:
Anybody got any Baby it's Cold Outside lyrics? I'd love to her a duet.


Perhaps a bit controversial, given what recently went down in the "Christmas Songs" topic in the General Discussion forum.


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Anybody got any Baby it's Cold Outside lyrics? I'd love to her a duet.


The Hound and Sansa?

Littlefinger and Sansa?

Little Robert and Lysa?

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This has absolutely nothing to do with the podcast but I think it's important to not loose site of the real meaning of christmas...presents, as demonstrated by South Park.



And after a few glasses of wine I will attempt to sing LG's carol to the tune of Oh Holy Night and try NOT to butcher that one high note...

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We Wish You a Merry Christmas

This one is for all the long-time fans. I feel for you guys...

We wish George would finish writing
Our passions he's been igniting
The fans can be a little frightning
We just love it so much.

Did Ramsay get his yet,
Will Jon Snow pull through?
I hope Dany and Drogon
Burn Victarion's Crew

We wish George would finish writing
Dragons ended before the fighting
Spoiler chapters are so delighting
Cuz these cliffhangers Suck

For now there's group re-reads
And Amin's crazy theories
But We'll die if you're out-paced
By the HBO series.

WE WISH GEORGE WOULD FINISH WRITING
Fingernails we have been biting
A release Date would be exciting
I Guess you just can't rush art.


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Lady_Grey wrote:
We Wish You a Merry Christmas

This one is for all the long-time fans. I feel for you guys...

We wish George would finish writing
Our passions he's been igniting
The fans can be a little frightning
We just love it so much.

Did Ramsay get his yet,
Will Jon Snow pull through?
I hope Dany and Drogon
Burn Victarion's Crew

We wish George would finish writing
Dragons ended before the fighting
Spoiler chapters are so delighting
Cuz these cliffhangers Suck

For now there's group re-reads
And Amin's crazy theories
But We'll die if you're out-paced
By the HBO series.

WE WISH GEORGE WOULD FINISH WRITING
Fingernails we have been biting
A release Date would be exciting
I Guess you just can't rush art.

Nailed it!

I do seem to have a knack for following authors who take a 'substantial' amount of time between book publishing dates, it helps that the charaters/plots are so riveting (and almost justify the wait) but it does make for some tense in between periods...

:p

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Thanks Erinyes!

Looking forward to your wine drenched rendition. Get down and dirty with it for me 8-)


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Winter is coming but not before you



LOL you bawdy girl.

Love the references to feathered hats and creaking doors. Good job :)


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Recorded the episoide, now get those audio submissions in =)

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I've visited this post many times just to get laughs. You guys are GENIUS.
I can't wait to hear the audio admissions. :lol:


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i'm having a crap time coming of with Favourite Things from Cercei. I really wanna do that because I'm good at that song, it's only three verses so if anyone has suggestions I'd appreciate it.


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