Hey, this version of the 12 Days of Christmas just made WiC's "Saturday's GOT Laughs" - congrats!
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Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:48 pm
Kyle
for my freckles, your grace
Joined: Sat Dec 25, 2010 3:06 am Posts: 1994 Location: Los Angeles
oh the wildlings outside are frightful, but ygritte is so delightful, but he don't know just where to go , it's jon snow , it's jon snow , it's jon snow
now ygritte she is ripe for muffin' but she says "jon snow, you know nothing, take the lord's kiss nice and slow" , oh! jon snow! oh! jon snow! oh! jon snow!
now he's munching away on her cleft' bringing her sweet relief, but when he finally takes a breath, he's got ginger pubes in his teeth
now ygritte she's too busy coming, while he's cleaning out her plumbing, now he's working that camel toe, go jon snow! go jon snow! go jon snow!
oh the wildlings outside are frightful , but ygritte is not so spiteful, now it's her turn to blow go jon snow! blow jon snow! blow your load! go jon snow! blow jon snow ! blow your load
Do you think we should try to do this again this year? Or did we pretty much cover it all last year?
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Thu Oct 31, 2013 1:40 pm
Kyle
for my freckles, your grace
Joined: Sat Dec 25, 2010 3:06 am Posts: 1994 Location: Los Angeles
Ok, I got bored and wrote another one, though I couldn't sing it due to lack of talent... this song is hard... So if anyone out there has the impressive range required for this classic Christams pop song, go for it. To the tune of "All I want for Christmas" by Mariah Carey
I don't want a lot from you Qarth There are certain things I need I don't care about the presents That you keep on giving me
I just want my own boats Really anything that floats A prophecy or twooooooo All I want from you Qarth Is... You........
I don't need a husband Xaro Drogo was enough for me That crown sure does look nice but My dragons do not come for free
I don't need to plead my case Aren't my dragons proof enough? Xaro, you don't even like girls, And I see right through your bluff
Khaleesi, Stormborn, bride of fire My names are as yet a few Mother of dragons toooooo Give me boats and I'll leave It's true.... True Baby
Oh I don't want to do much with them Just invade a foreign land Reclaim my father's birthright Murder those who make a stand
If the spicers will not help me Nor the guild nor the Thirteen I will just seek out the Warlocks I'm sure they can make me Queen
'Cause I want to go back home To a land I've never known Jorah wants it, toooooooo Qarth I'll get out of your hair Soooooon
Oh all the lights are shining In the magic air And the sound of whispered Prophecies are there
And doors are opening I hear those Undead singing Mother of Dragons, child of three Won't you stay and give your body to me?
Oh I don't want to stay here now Qarth Don't worry, soon I'll be gone Sorry 'bout your magic house That was all Drogon
Oh all I really need is boats Really anything that floats A body guard or two... On my way to Westeros real soon
Looks like a box of wine will be in order...
If you don't mind Jes let me have a few goes with this before I commit to anything - looking back at my responses previously I was nervous about doing it before and that still applies this time as well but I will give it a shot and report back if I don't manage to massacre it too badly.
UPDATE: After an initial trial run...Fuck off that is high! No chance in hell of getting this in one take - I will need more than wine...vodka perhaps and or Bailey's...
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Lol at least you tried. I might have to try one day if I can get an evening alone with some wine... But you're a much better singer than me!! :)
I suggest we try and do a drunken duet over skype...at least then it would be fun(ny)
Edit: another go later, and I think I might have found a few places where the words are just too hard to fit into the part of the song - tweaking might be in order to make this doable...sort of...and a new larynx cause I think I shot mine out when I tried for that last high note...
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Bump with a reminder that Christmas Filks season is approaching, though with less momentum this year.
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Working on Jingle Bell Rock right now. Will be called "Meereenese Knot". Hope some others will join me so if an episode is released it's not the only song. Not strong enough to be a stand alone piece.
Oh and maybe "it's beginning to look a lot like winter" but havent got far with it yet
Last edited by Lady_Grey on Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:24 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I think Amin has said before that you can upload your mp3 to megauploads? Hope someone who is more certain will jump in and provide more guidance. Anyways, Holy Night is a tough one so no worries, mediocre singing is very welcome here!
Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:21 pm
Amin
Site Admin
Joined: Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:16 am Posts: 4503 Location: Starfall, Quebec
Yes Megaupload (the new mega) is a good site to use for uploads. Put it on a site like that and then paste the download link here.
Thought we could give Kyle's song below another try. This time you can put it on mega/another free site and put the link here, rather than emailing the file.
For whatever Christmas filks we get this year, I will combine with the songs from last year into a youtube video for our channel. Or if someone is particularly good with combining audio and creating a video file (background image loops from the ms paint project perhaps?) suitable for that, then feel free to step forward and I'll tell you what I want done.
Kyle wrote:
I've got an idea. Stop me if this sounds too crazy, but I think it could be fun. Some of you have been asking for a group sing. Well why don't we make We Wish you a Merry Christmas/We Wish George Would Finish Writing into one. What I'm proposing is that who ever wants to participate records themselves singing the lyrics below and then emails me an mp3 file and I will layer all the audio tracks on top of one another and we'll have a song to send to George. Would this work? I've never tried anything like that. Stop me if you know it's not going to work, but I think it could be something really cool sounding.
Here are the lyrics.
To the Tune of We Wish You a Merry Christmas
We wish George would finish writing Our passions he's been igniting The fans can be a little frightening We're just slightly obsessed.
Did Ramsay get his yet, Will Jon Snow pull through? I hope Dany and Drogon Burn Victarion's Crew
We wish George would finish writing Dragons ended before the fighting Spoiler chapters are so delighting Cuz these cliffhangers Suck
For now there's group re-reads And Amin's crazy theories But We'll die if you're out-paced By the HBO series.
WE WISH GEORGE WOULD FINISH WRITING Fingernails we have been biting A release Date would be exciting I Guess you just can't rush art.
And here is the music you should sing along to.
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Meereenese Meereenese Meereenese Knot Fire and blood draw hordes to this spot Multiple plot lines, George weaves into one. Took 5 years to be finally done
Meereenese Meereenese Meereenese Knot Ruling is much harder than Dany thought Pleasing foes inside and outside her walls Poor girl lost her balls
Telling some lies, Hitching a ride Gets him to Slaver's Bay But by the time Quentyn's arrived Daario's bangin' Dany every way
Yunkish lords and sell swords Hunger for war But They're in for a shock Krakens and Dragons crave gore even more That's the Meereenese Knot
On the Shy Maid, Then as a slave Tyrion arrives in chains That smart-ass has those fools out classed He'll be pulling the strings in a matter of days
Now we wait for book six With baited breath All's set for the onslaught Then we can shift the plot back to the west. That's the Meereenese That's the Meereenese That's the Meereenese Knot
I've been working on a couple of ideas , hopefully I'll find time to finish them
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:08 am
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