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Episode 59: Baelor

Episode 59 for the week of June 12th, in which we review the ninth episode of HBO’s Game of Thrones. This week’s episode is SPOILER-FREE, in light of our returning guest host: Larry from Otaku Assemble, now even more internet-famous for his YouTube reaction to the final scene of the episode. We review “Baelor,” interrogate Larry about his feelings, and argue the amount of male eye candy versus female eye candy in Game of Thrones.

87 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. SheepHappens

    I’m glad you finished editing the episode and all, but where is the actual audio?

    “Spoiler-free” takes a whole new meaning to it. LoL :))

  2. Anonymous

    Click on “download” then click on “Baelor”

  3. Exodus

    – I’m pretty sure in the books it mentions that the twins were two castles on either side of the river that were connected by a bridge. The castles weren’t anything amazing but they were still big enough to be called castles and there were mirror images of each other which is why they were called the twins.

    – Shae definitely came off as a bit more of a bitch in the show. In the books she’s a lot more willing to do anything to make Tyrion happy. On the show seems a lot more combative.

    – “Only sexy ladies listen to the podcast of ice and fire”… I guess I need to pick up a nice dress.

    – The reason that Mirri had to deliver the baby wasn’t that none of the other women couldn’t. It was that none of them would. Dany really freaked out almost all of the dothraki by allowing the blood magic to happen. Nobody wanted to be near here really other then Jorah.

    – agreed. Just having the wolves presence would be really nice.

    – Thank you guys SO much for making sure Larry knew that the sword was ICE. I don’t think many people who didn’t read the books noticed that. Hell other then this episode, I don’t think you see ICE anywhere other then the first episode and they never really brought up how important that sword is to the family and how insulting it was for Sir Ilyn to behead Ned with his own sword.

    – The hound isn’t the most popular character. πŸ˜› Though admittedly I am personally disappointed as well at how much they are down playing his character :-(.

    Thanks for the episode guys. Awesome as always. Thank you Larry for bringing your fresh view of the story. You guys rock. Can’t wait to hear the episode for the season finale. (Don’t let it be 3 weeks late please.)

  4. Ash

    just want to clarify, i said 5th most popular character. when Tower of the Hand did their popularity vote, i believe it went Tyrion/Arya/Jon/Jamie/Sandor/Dany. And considering he’s the only one their without a pov…

    …fuck you HBO, now I’m mad again.

  5. Exodus

    Just realized that my first comment that i wrote while listening to this episode was really long…. my bad. I apparently just like to through in my two cents lol. πŸ™‚

  6. Kyle

    Nothing at all wrong with long comments.

  7. Jeremy

    Props for the Holy Grail reference. I was there with you during that scene. πŸ™‚

  8. Joohnson

    Really worried listening to this, spoiler-wise:-) Half way through now. Good shit!

  9. mimi

    hey, thanks! i was pretty leery while recording and editing this, hoping that something didn’t slip my attention and present itself as a spoiler. glad you’re enjoying it!

  10. Jeremy

    Wait – did something actually just get bleeped? πŸ™‚

  11. mimi

    YES. larry earned the first ever APOIAF censor bleep.

  12. Tom

    Bundle of sticks?

  13. Mordion

    Or British cigarettes.

  14. Tom

    I’m going to assume we’re wrong so I don’t have to boycott Larry.

  15. mimi

    the world will never know.

  16. Exodus

    Thats freaking awesome.

  17. Tom

    Am I reading too much into “they’re the last last people you’d expect to be so pissed off?”

  18. Asa

    Probably but it holds true. You don’t really see many a-ams that are into fantasy, or at least vocal about it that if they are, it wouldn’t seem like a rare once in the blue moon kind of thing..

  19. zeyik

    great episode..what was so shocking that a bleep was required? Was it glistening manhood?

    I laughed really hard for the hentai and tentacle porn reference…

  20. zeyik

    okay and if your worried about there not being enough hot women…..in season 2 we get asha, melisandra, ygritte and Qartheen women…just thought I would throw that out there.

  21. mimi

    RIGHT ON.

  22. JAZ

    Asha! Yes, they fucking well better get that casting right, too.

  23. Kyle

    Asha = meh
    Melisandra = mmm Jessica Rabbit
    Ygritte = meh
    Qartheen women = I’ve seen enough naked ladies to know that an exposed breast does not a hot woman make. Besides we’ve already seen enough breasts. I want to see beautiful women. That’s my type of eye candy.

  24. zeyik

    your missing the point! It doesn’t matter what you think they will look like its a matter of who HBO casts. There are plenty of roles to be cast where you might see a hot lady.

    I brought up Qarth because yall said you wanted to see different breasts
    instead of just Ros.

  25. JAZ

    Kyle, you are do wrong about Asha!

  26. lane

    hey you guys. I just want to add something to the “sex scene HBO” thing.
    Everyone always talks about how Martin it up there with tolkein and all that, but its more real. Well, in this sort of a time period, you have whores and all of that. And guess that, robert takes a pee…people have sex…people do die. Thats what attracts so many people. I dont get all the sex bashing anyways. Its a part of life, as is eating, drinking, peeing, and Shitting (one scene in particular) thats what makes the show and the books great. πŸ™‚ Long live martin. lol

  27. mimi

    dude i find tv shae to be way more shrill.

    DON’T TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER OR FATHER OT I WILL CARVE YOUR EYES FROM YOUR HEAD.

    OH NOW I’M FUNNY. I’M SHAE THE FUNNY WHORE.

  28. mimi

    whoops, replied to wrong person. GO TEAM MIMI.

  29. Katie

    I don’t get the hate for show Shae. The books aren’t paramount. Shae was a shallow, shrill character in the series, but here they’ve given her a wit and a mystery. Considering she has to last TWO SEASONS it seems a wise choice. She has to be developed enough to banter for Tyrion Dinklage for that long.

    Kyle is like a stock sound-effect button. Every sentence for the last five episodes is punctuated by an “oh yeah” or a “mmmmm baby.”

  30. Asa

    I seriously think its just people having hang ups about any changes made from the book and hating it even if it actually turns out better or more appropriate on the screen.

  31. Poe to the Pulps

    Kind of agree with this.

    Being mad about taking a character that was a complete cliche in the book and turning her into something more interesting and layered with a a talented actress….makes me kinda scratch my head at times.

    The tv series has done SOME things better than the books have, period. I include Shae as one of them.

    To say she’s fine in the tv series, but compared to the books, she’s horrible is completely off base, in my opinion. The preference is for an air head, which is how I remember the Shae of the books, really?

    Thinks the showrunner’s have done one of the best adaptions for tv, from a book, in the history of tv or film, when I look back on this first season….one of the best first seasons (mostly because of the back half) of a series, ever. Up there with Deadwood, The Sopranos, The Shield, and LOST.

  32. Asa

    Not to forget that George probably has SOME (even if very little) input in how some characters should be portrayed or introduced. For all we know, George talks with D&D about nixing things he now dislikes about certain characters or events from the book.

  33. Poe to the Pulps

    Well, I wouldn’t go that far….at least in regards to anyone other than Sansa. πŸ˜›

  34. Sisaat

    Personally, I think the “mysterious woman with a mysterious past” is a lot more clichΓ© than Shae was in the book. Especially since I don’t beleive HBO has any idea what said mysterious past is. If it turns out they’re actually going somewhere with it (for exemple she is a previously unknown Sand Snake) I would’nt mind as much. But I doubt it.

  35. Poe to the Pulps

    HBO doesn’t?

    D&D doesn’t?

    Their doing for shits and giggles?

    If you don’t trust the people putting out the show to know what they are doing, why bother with it?

    This boring and tired nerd rage idea that the people who are putting this show together are too stupid, too ignorant, and/or too cheap/greedy when it comes to the books and story than the viewers/readers is the ultimate cliche of the first season.

    There are things to take issue with:

    Talk about the Hound, Kingsguard, Direwolves, ‘sexposition’….but Shae….man..please.

  36. mimi

    different viewers/readers take issue with different things. i, for one, don’t have a problem with lack of direwolves. but everyone has their own perception of what’s important and what isn’t.

    sisaat didn’t suggest that HBO is ignorant or stupid- the point is that GRRM’s plots with all it’s glorious twists and turns are a mystery. we don’t know if he’s shared a lot of his future directions with d&d. it could be related to later text, or it could be creative license on HBO’s part. Either way, we’re not required to love this particular alteration. sorry, i HATE this shae. apparently my priorities are all wrong?

  37. Poe to the Pulps

    There is a difference between not liking something because it doesn’t suit your tastes, which is fine, you can’t argue about taste AND saying the creators are acting in bad faith.

    I replied and took issue with the notion that sisaat believed that HBO has no idea what it is doing with Shae, therefore I believe sisaat believes HBO to be ignorant and/or stupid. What other word would be more appropriate?

    If you have issues, say so and defend them/support them with some piss and vinegar. Which many people have and which I respect, i.e. Ashley with the Hound and Linda/Westeros with the Kingsguard and Cersei.

    But maligning people as not knowing what they are doing, because you don’t like it….

    Thinks that is unfair and will call it that.

  38. mimi

    honestly i think that’s a huge leap of logic. questioning HBO’s creation of a non-canon personality/backstory for a canon character is hardly maligning the entire integrity of the company and its production.

  39. Poe to the Pulps

    I think that claiming they are doing that without knowing such
    a fundamental storytelling notion as ‘what’ and ‘why’ is accusing them of acting in bad faith.

    Is that a huge leap of logic?

    Or is the leap of logic thinking that the people working to put out Game of Thrones, DON”T know why they would make the change that you rightly point out?

    It’s not about liking or disliking, that’s taste and fine, agree to disagree.

    It’s not about questioning a non-canon personality/backstory, it’s about saying there ISN”T one. Based on what? Provide links.

    For me, that is accusing D&D of bad faith.

    We all know where Shae’s road is going to lead, I’m glad to see her take another route to getting there.

    We don’t have to check everything off the list.

  40. mimi

    “provide links?” dude i don’t even know what you’re talking about and why you’re so affronted at this point.

    sisaat just pointed out that there might not even be a tv show mysterious past. for one thing, there wasn’t one in the books. i don’t know how that opinion gets extrapolated to a “bad faith” accusation.

  41. Poe to the Pulps

    The ‘opinion’ is that HBO doesn’t know (and I would insert care) about Shae’s past, because they are going to use it as a red herring to make her more interesting than she ‘actually’ is. And the ‘opinion’ is that they will likely not reveal her past, because: They haven’t thought of one? Really?

    That’s an accusation of bad faith.

    It’s not bad faith to dislike Shae or HBO’s decisions in regards to other things we all take issue with.

    It’s bad faith to claim they are doing it to play games with fans.

    Shae = Mary Sue?

    I think D&D are better than that.

  42. mimi

    personally i’d welcome red herrings. it’s not a cheap tactic to keep people guessing as to who will become key players and who cannot be taken at face values. i think that a show of this complexity that gets so thoroughly analyzed by its viewers would actually benefit from set-ups and red herrings.

    i am not going to continue to split hairs over what constitute a personal opinion about a characterization direction and what constitutes a mortal wound to the integrity of HBO. i just hope that future commentors on our blog can express their concerns without being accused of ‘boring nerd rage.’

  43. Poe to the Pulps

    Welcome red herrings and set-ups? There is always GLEE….

    Or second season of Heroes…..

    Secondly, I’ll just refrain from posting in the podcast episode threads from now on, because I have no doubt that I am in the right and knows that you have no doubt that you are in the right.

    Your house, your rules.

    plus:

    there are no emoticons and I can’t read half of what I am writing right now.

  44. mimi

    look man, it isn’t about being “in the right” or my rules (whatever they may be; as far as i know the only rule i live by is “more dick jokes”).
    it’s more about fostering a community of fans who don’t get immediately dumped on for expressing an opinion.

  45. Sisaat

    I might as well precise my Mary Sue comment. I wasn’t saying that tv Shae is one but that she reminded me of one. I am sure that D&D are better than the bored 12 years old girls generally responsible for Mary Sues. I was just trying to say that maybe my instant dislike for Shae was just me being very biased against “mysterious women with mysterious a past” It really wasn’t intended as a comparison, sorry if I did not express myself clearly enough.

  46. Poe to the Pulps

    It’s cool, Sisaat.

    I tend to come on strong, if I find something to sink my hook into to.

    Can’t help but reply to posts, and reply and reply and reply.

    Welcome to the threads, forum, podcast, etc.

  47. Poe to the Pulps

    I provide links when I make points, if asked too:

    For example: Last few posts in thread:

    http://podcastoficeandfire.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=189&p=3086&hilit=neverwhere#p3086

  48. mimi

    that’s relevant if we’re writing a GOT thesis or trying to topple each other with facts, i’m sure. still don’t see how requesting someone to provide links to support a PERSONAL OPINION makes any sense.

  49. Poe to the Pulps

    Opinions have some foundation in some sort of reality, right?

    I’m interested in why the poster thought that Shae was a cheap trick by the producers.

    I disagree with the idea of Shae being a cheap trick and I disagree with the idea that the producer’s of the show are interested in doing that sort of thing.

    Does that make me a troll?

  50. mimi

    i’m not accusing you of trolling. i’m just not sure why you took so much umbrage with the original comment.

  51. Linecom1

    this is why i don’t bother with poe…… πŸ™‚

  52. Sisaat

    I’m not saying they don’t know what they’re doing. Shae’s past is only important if they’re actually going to reveal it. What i’m saying is that they may very well only be hinting at it to make the character appear more interresting than she really is. I guess my problem with Shae is that she reminds me of a Mary Sue

  53. Poe to the Pulps

    But in your original post, that is exactly what you said.

    I don’t think that HBO/D&D/Martin use ciphers and red herrings as cheap tricks to pull over their audiences.

    They aren’t AMC/The Killing.

  54. Sisaat

    In my original post I said they don’t know what Shae’s past is. That doesn’t mean they don’t know what they’re doing, because they may just be planning to leave it to the viewers imagination. If that is what they are doing, then they don’t NEED to know. Yes it’s a cheep trick, but I’ve seen it a thousand time

  55. Poe to the Pulps

    How do you know that? Please provide link to where you found that bit of information from?

    Or is it just a deduction from being well-versed in genre cliche?

  56. Sisaat

    I don’t KNOW that. I never claimed I did. This was just an opinion and apparently I should have kept it to myself

  57. Poe to the Pulps

    A deduction then.

  58. mimi

    no, i’m glad you shared your opinion since i clearly have a similar one.

  59. Poe to the Pulps

    As do I, even though I clearly don’t share it.

    πŸ˜›

  60. Christina

    My problem with Shae is that the whole point of her character was that she reminded Tyrion of Tysha, the crofter’s daughter who’s a prostitute who’s really a crofter’s daughter in that (fakely) earnest, uneducated (shut up Kyle!), and certainly NOT foreign way. Her downfall in the books is her open desire for money and to be treated like a high class lady. The TV Shae is totally unlike Tysha, plus (through my perusal of newbie forums), most people are under the impression that she’s some high born woman who somehow fell on hard times, or even Jorah Mormont’s ex-wife (!).

  61. Poe to the Pulps

    All of those alternatives would be far more interesting then country bumpkin with big eyes for $$$ that she was in the book.

  62. FTWard

    Why does Shae have to be interesting?

  63. Poe to the Pulps

    Because she’s taking up screen time that could be spent on someone who is interesting, IF she wasn’t. BUT now she is. Therefore, Happy Fanboy.

    Only ten episodes….

  64. FTWard

    In my opinion Shae’s uninteresting commonness and gold digging whoreishness are illustrative of Tyrion’s pathetic need to be loved and makes him more interesting.
    I think they thought the actress was great so they cast her and made the character fit the actress instead of the other way around.
    If they are looking for interesting screen time, I suggest they get rid of Ros and come up with less lazy ways of having characters impart back story.

  65. FTWard

    I also suggest they go to 12 hours at least instead of 10.

  66. Poe to the Pulps

    We don’t know the whole story behind the use of Ros, yet. I’m
    with Myles McNutt in regards to Ros, ‘wait and see.’

    I don’t have anything against fitting a character to an actress, when the result is something more layered and interesting.

    The more confidence the showrunners have to make digressions and explore areas not in the novels, great! I want that!

  67. Poe to the Pulps

    There is the fundamental difference between you and I then, I think.

    Takes the characters as full fledged characters and not ciphers for the plot, even the minor ones.

    In the end, all roads lead to Rome.

    Why complain about taking the more scenic route.

  68. Mordion

    Man, I usually don’t even click on the episode comments, and I almost missed a whole Poe fight because of it. You guys need to fight in the regular forums. πŸ™‚

    For the record, I do not like tv-Shae.

  69. Exodus

    Larry had a good point… why the hell are the books so difficult to find in hardcover?

  70. Poe to the Pulps

    Anyone heard of Amazon….?

  71. pjstwo

    what is that…some sort of river?

  72. Poe to the Pulps

    No No….it’s an adjective/proper noun for a super hot brick house
    chick….think Wonder Woman.

    Hmpf! And to think I thought you were GEEK-fabulous.

    πŸ˜€

  73. Kyle

    While on the subject, everyone should see the latest animated Wonder Woman movie, voiced by Keri Russell, I think. And also has Nathan Fillion in it and lots of other awesome people. It is gooood stuff.

  74. Poe to the Pulps

    Is it like the Batman: Animated Series…with that great stylized look? LOVES those.

  75. Kyle

    No the animation style (if I’m remembering correctly) was more in the vain of the later Batman episodes or the entire Superman cartoon. I forgot what the animation was like because the story was so good. I’m not a big Wonder Woman fan. I’m very glad that I didn’t let that stop me from watching this movie.

  76. pjstwo

    bad news for everyone is Amazons cut off one boob. Which would make Wonder Woman wayyyy more intimidating, but less hot.

  77. JAZ

    Just wanted to add to the Maester Aemon Targaryen-ness discussion. I’m not sure, but I think it’s mentioned that giving up your last name and family affiliation is part of becoming a Maester. None of the maesters have a family name, so maybe that’s why he was considered “safe” in addition to being old as methuselah.

  78. JAZ

    OMG, Mimi! I do not have a crush on everyone! I only love Poe! πŸ˜‰

  79. Poe to the Pulps

    :O

  80. mimi

    but we got the part about you being smokin’ hot right!

  81. JAZ

    Oh, I dunno about all that. I think the red heads and green haired ladies are much more striking.

  82. mike

    The complaints about Shae seem confusing. I have not read the books, but you described her as “deep as a kiddie pool.” So that means she’s either fairly shallow or dumb or an airhead of some sort.

    That would not translate well on screen at all, and the actress opposite Dinklage (maybe the best actor on the show) would seem completely out of place and be shit out of luck. Just as a TV watcher, I would not believe Tyrion would fall for an idiot, even if the actress acted her ass off. Producers made the right choice to change her for the show.

  83. Kyle

    Hey Mike,

    Thank you for listening to the podcast. Great to have you here.

    I think the complaints come from HBO and the actors doing such a wonderful job of being so similar to the characters in the book that all of a sudden we are presented with a character that is so different. It’s a bit jarring and head scratch inducing.

    For better or worse they have given us a much different Shae then us readers are familiar with. She may certainly grow into a much more engaging and interesting character in the series, but for right now….I miss my simple Shae.

    Thanks again for joining us.

  84. JackieDeex

    I like the way they are potraying Shae in the show. I think her being an older and more intelligent charachter makes what she does in Storm of Swords that much more… it gives it more weight I think.

  85. Good to hear the news.

  86. Chris

    I’d always assumed Ned was whispering the names of his kids: “Robb, Bran, Arya, Sansa… oh yeah and Rickon!”

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